Crown Industrial Porter

October 20, 2012

Brewed by: Crown Brewing, 211 S. East St., Crown Point, Ind.

Style: Porter

ABV: 6.1

4 out of 5 burps

First I was like, chocolate?

Then I was like, where’s the fire to go with this smoke?

Then I was all, I don’t know, it might be industrial sludge. But if so, it’s beer sludge, and I’m quite OK with that.

The description on Crown’s website uses the phrase “entirely drinkable.” If you can’t use those words to describe a beer, or any beverage for that matter, maybe throw that nasty baby out with its industrial dishwater because you did something very wrong.

Tasted at: Twenty Tap
54th and College, Indianapolis, Ind.

Crown Industrial Porter

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