We could be nicer

April 28, 2009

Joe vs. Beth8/22/2008

Joe: “Any time a person or a dog shows shame, it makes me happy.”

8/22/2008

Beth: “That can brighten up even the stupidest of days.”

8/22/2008

Tim: “I never expected to use the words strong and the French in the same sentence — unless I was talking about odor.”

9/5/2008

Tim on the word denouement: “I could shave at least three letters off that word.”
Leigh: “Most of the letters are just for show. It’s very French that way.”
Tim: “I could shave a lot off the French, too.”

10/1/2008

Angie comments while editing: “You should never write anything more than a check.”

10/14/2008

Beth: “Out of spite, out of mind.”

11/20/2008

Leigh: “To instant message, I prefer to send a rock with a note attached.”

12/16/2008

Leigh to Joe: “Your ennui is boring me.”

12/26/2008

Beth to Leigh: “You eat louder than you talk.”
Joe: “If we can get her to talk with her mouth full, we may cure her.”

3/5/2009

On Joe’s minority status, Angie: “Well, I’m a race, too.”
Joe: “I know — you’re a girl.”

3/10/2009

Beth says as approaching police sirens wail: “You’ll thank me in 15 to 20.”

4/16/2009

Tim: “Animals are cuter when they’re closer to extinction.”

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