Offensive holiday items

January 3, 2010

Woody says "holiday greetings" in a big way. Retailer: Target.

I can’t say good-bye to the holidays without a nod to the season’s best offensive holiday gift items. Unfortunately, I have photos of only two.

This snuggly little guy is eager to be taken for a spin. Retailer: Garden Ridge.

The magnificent gingerbread ornament was dubbed Woody, and apparently pining is his annual holiday tradition. I bought two a couple years ago — the second was given to a friend I exchange hokey ornaments with each year. If Target still sold them, she’d get a new one every year.

The penguin was left on the shelf at Garden Ridge. I don’t even want to google this to find out what’s going on there.

Tags: holiday ornaments, photoblog