No more heroes FOREVER

May 27, 2009

The editor in me was drawn to the video below because of the reviewer’s logo, and then to the simple, from-the-heart-but-not-really game review. In the fictitious spotlight is Duke Nukem Forever, a game in development FOREVER and decimated here by Zero Punctuation in fewer than five minutes. After watching the review, I know I will never truly meet that blondie guy, except perhaps as a skeleton with a rocket up his bum. And incidentally, how can you not greatly admire any strategic, animated use of “poot”? You indeed will shrivel before its mightiness like it’s a cold day in the locker room.